It’s no secret that humping and masturbation have been around since forever. I can remember back when I was a kid and my older brother telling me stories about using jeans for humping and how you just “had” to make sure you were wearing a good pair so that when you were finished you wouldn’t have any marks from the washboard ridges. We used to laugh about how he basically wore the same pair of jeans for an entire summer because it was The “perfect” pair for humping. As males, we also knew that no one wanted to be caught by our parents, so it was always done in secret.
When it came down to the actual act, I was always in awe of how pleasurable humping and masturbation could feel. It was like gaining power and control over my body and it felt amazing. I could feel the pulsations running through my body, and all of my senses seemed to heighten. It was like no other feeling.
Now, I’m an adult and considered an experienced humping and masturbation enthusiast. I’ve helped out younger generations on how to find a pair of jeans that will be suitable for humping and sex dolls masturbation. I always say that there is an art form to humping and masturbation, which comes down to finding the right pair of jeans. Through trial and error, I’ve figured out that breathable fabrics are the best and it’s important to look for quality fabrics that won’t stretch or collapse while humping and masturbating.
Through my years of experience, I suggest going for jeans with a bit of spandex or lycra material so that they can have some give with my body movements. I favor dark jeans so that the outlines from humping won’t be too visible to outsiders. Especially when it comes to dark denim, the creases don’t really become visible until after multiple washes making it the best choice for me.
Having the right pair of jeans for humping and masturbation means everything! To this day, I can still tell the difference between a good pair of jeans and a bad pair. And that’s especially true when I’m trying to get off. I always reach for the darkest pair of jeans with a bit of stretch in them and I can guarantee that I’m never going to be disappointed.
Now that I’m an experienced humping and masturbation aficionado, I’m continuously looking for the latest trends in denim that I can use. Technology has improved the way that jeans fabrics are put together so I’m constantly in search of new ones. I like to take tight fitting jeans that have a bit of stretch in them and then pair them with a lightweight shirt, and that way I have the perfect combination for the best experience possible.
I also keep a few things in mind when shopping for jeans; they should be comfortable when sitting down, but tight around my groin area so that I can have some added support. I also make sure to check for any premature beads or vibrators pulling near the zipper area. Those are the kind of things that can ruin the entire experience.
Plus, I always make sure that I’m fashionably presentable. That means wearing jeans that have a nice dark wash with some stylish rips or a unique distressed pattern. I like to wear jeans that have a bit of street-style vibe going on for them, but that also still provides some coverage.
Finally, I always make sure that my jeans are machine washable. That way if there are any new stains after my humping and masturbation session, I can just throw them into the wash and no one will be any wiser.
All of these are just some tips that I use to help me discover the new trends in denim so that I can have the perfect pair for humping and masturbation. From street style to comfort, I always make sure that I take the time to find the jeans that make me feel like royalty. With the right pair of jeans, I know that I’m going to have the best time possible!