When it comes to naming my dildo, I’m literally stumped. On the one hand, I want it to be something fun and whimsical. On the other hand, I don’t want my guests to giggle every time they walk through my room or open the drawer it’s stored in. It’s a delicate balancing act.
I started off by listing all the possible names I could think of, from the mundane to the racy. When I looked at of all the options I had, I was immediately overwhelmed. It was like my mind was a giant jumble of words, and no matter what I did they just wouldn’t sort themselves out.
I eventually decided to ask my friends what they would name their dildos. After hearing their suggestions, I realized that in order to come up with the perfect name for my dildo, I had to relate it to something that would bring me joy. I thought back to some recent funny stories I’ve heard, television shows I’m currently watching, and even a few naughty rhymes I’ve heard before.
I eventually settled on the phrase, “Flashin’ Dancy.” I’m not gonna lie, it was the only one that made me giggle and making me giggle made me realize it was the perfect name. It reminded me of times when I felt my best, laughing with my friends without a care in the world.
After I chose the name, I realized what a journey it was to come up with the name for my dildo! I’ve put a lot of thought into it and it was a much harder process than I initially expected. I guess it just goes to show you that even something as simple as picking a name can be difficult.
The next step was to make sure that my dildo lived up to it’s name. I set out to find the right size, shape and colour of dildo that reflected the humorous yet playful “Flashin’ Dancy” name. With all the options out there, it took me a few days of researching, exploring and testing, however I eventually found the perfect one.
Once I had the size, shape and colour just right, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of accomplishment. Not only did I come up with a great name for my dildo, but I also put in the effort to find something that truly suited it.
I also thought about other fun ways to show off my dildo and, as a result, sex dolls I started to design a few funny stickers of the phrase. Each one was lovingly printed and placed onto the packaging for the dildo. It made me smile to think that when someone opened up my dildo, it would be clear that I had taken the time to name it properly — with love and pride.
Thinking back now I’m so glad that I chose the name “Flashin’ Dancy.” It’s so playful, humourous and unique which really suits the item it belongs to. It’s also something that I can relate to and, more importantly, makes me smile. I couldn’t be happier with my decision!